#artwiculate – Artwiculate

Micropoetry | Haiku | Gogyohka | Tanka | Senryu | Twaiku | 1-6 lines | 3-10 words

On twitter microprose and micropoetry can be found tagged with twitter hastag #artwiculate. This tag is use in conjunction with Artwiculate – the twitter-based Word of the Day competition that helps clever people look clever and helps the rest of us learn new words. More info at http://artwiculate.com

Here are the latest artwiculate micropoems & prose live from twitter. Twitter hastag: #artwiculate (some tweets below may not be poems)

Roses are red Snowdrops are white Different day Same old coprolite #artwiculate

@fount8 People say he's old He's got coprolite on the soles of his shoes Well that's one way to lose these walking blues Coprolite on the soles of his shoes #artwiculate

There’s this Pacific island, Nauru, made of guano. They failed to amass a sovereign wealth fund of coprolite, because the treasury wasn’t very bright. #artwiculate

I wonder if there’s ever been life on Uranus. Might be a whole dump of coprolite there #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 A winter's day In a deep and dark Cretaceous I am a dino’ Gazing from my apogee To the ground below On a freshly fallen, silent lump of poo It is a rock It is a coprolite #artwiculate

Whoever said "you can't polish a turd" has probably never heard of coprolite (Also: whatever I say about coprolite is gonna be shite) #artwiculate

#artwiculate I was going to ask my husband to come up with a pun for coprolite ...but he’d just came up with a a pile of old crap.

Does a coprolite indicate excessive dietary calcium? #artwiculate

When I saw the size of the Ultrasaurus coprolite at the Natural History Museum, I exclaimed: “were these guys an epic lot, or what?” #artwiculate #anagram

Coprolite ... when that shit gets old. #artwiculate

Coprolite? What a load of crap. #artwiculate

Is coprolite an analyte, or am I just up fossilised shit creek confusion? #artwiculate

Passing a coprolite showed rectitude. #artwículate

So, coprolite is today’s #artwiculate word Shit, I’m petrified.

Lothario: seducer of a line of women. Gothario: seducer of eyelinered women. #artwiculate reboot

Lothario: star buck, lover. Frothario: Starbucks lover. #artwiculate reboot

An what of those’70s lotharios With heavy gold chains and plate size medallions So sophisto, so suave “Wild ‘n crazy guys”*SNL* “Stayin’ Alive” with Disco, baby #artwiculate

A lothario with messy hair Did drugs and made threats with no care Was he put on a flight? And sent home? No he's white And speaks latin with privileged flair #artwiculate

@fount8 Where have you gone, Joe Lothario? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson 'Joltin Joe' has left and gone away, hey hey hey Hey hey hey #artwiculate

I met my Ex at a party at Casa Nova, & I got the impression he was a bit of a Lothario. But I learnt the true meaning of heart breaker once we went to bed. #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 Don't talk of love Well, I've heard the words before It's sleeping in my memory And I won't disturb the slumber Of feelings that have died If I never loved, I never would have tried I am a rake I’m a lothario #artwiculate

The Lothario was Craftsman’s best selling rake. #artwiculate