#artwiculate – Artwiculate

Micropoetry | Haiku | Gogyohka | Tanka | Senryu | Twaiku | 1-6 lines | 3-10 words

On twitter microprose and micropoetry can be found tagged with twitter hastag #artwiculate. This tag is use in conjunction with Artwiculate – the twitter-based Word of the Day competition that helps clever people look clever and helps the rest of us learn new words. More info at http://artwiculate.com

LIVE ARTWICULATE MICROPOETRY & PROSE FROM TWITTER
Here are the latest artwiculate micropoems & prose live from twitter. Twitter hastag: #artwiculate (some tweets below may not be poems)

~quiet fever ~change mitre in character ~live, loosen up fear #ohj #hangtenstories #haikuchallenge #artwiculate #tenwords #micropoetry

"That corner joint is rubbish!", said my woodwork teacher, upon viewing my finished piece. "You mitre told me earlier!" #artwiculate

I was practicing my carpentry skills when I told my Ex I was making a mitre joint. Hats off to him - the idiot appeared with the cigarette lighter. #artwiculate

@fount8 I'm just a poor Bishop Harold be my name I have squandered my resistance For a chasuble and mitre Such are promises All lies and jest Still... #artwiculate

At Halloween I sent some of my employees out to buy me a Bishop's costume. They only bought a chasuble and mitre. You just can't get the staff these days. #artwiculate

#artwiculate I failed woodworking as I couldn’t master the mitre saw. I kept cutting corners

In an object placement memory game I asked: “is the pen, mitre then the sword?” #artwiculate

“Did you think you deserved an A for the accuracy of that joint?” “I mitre.” #artwiculate

The unfrocked bishop disposed of his vestments and mitre on eBay They were surplice to requirements #artwiculate

The bishop in mitre and purple dress Doesn’t offer any redress For the abuse and distress Caused by clergy of his diocese Surely it’s within his remit To recognise the merit Of claims an old timer was victimised? How does it look in his god’s eyes? #artwiculate #anagrams

@peterhamill4 The problem is all inside your head She said to me The answer is easy if you Take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle With bishopry There must be fifty ways To wear your mitre You just slip on a cassock, Jock Just don't touch a boy, Roy #artwiculate

At my chess club, all the Bishops wear a mitre to remind everyone else at the joint that they move on the diagonal #artwiculate

Hats off for WOTD Mitre..... Amen #artwiculate

As in any profession, a rise to the top of the priestly hierarchy does not necessarily indicate a greater sense of morality. Mitre does not make righter. #artwiculate

the bishop blew his mitre after hearing of yet another scandal in his church #artwiculate

The archbishop's mitre was very valuable, so the church got comprehensive insurance coverage for his head covering #artwiculate

You mitre noticed what today’s #artwiculate word is. Don’t get your nose out of joint if you can’t come up with something.