#artwiculate – Artwiculate

Micropoetry | Haiku | Gogyohka | Tanka | Senryu | Twaiku | 1-6 lines | 3-10 words

On twitter microprose and micropoetry can be found tagged with twitter hastag #artwiculate. This tag is use in conjunction with Artwiculate – the twitter-based Word of the Day competition that helps clever people look clever and helps the rest of us learn new words. More info at http://artwiculate.com

Here are the latest artwiculate micropoems & prose live from twitter. Twitter hastag: #artwiculate (some tweets below may not be poems)

@fount8 Joseph's face was black as night The pale yellow moon shone in his eyes His patois, marked By the stars in the Southern Hemisphere And he walked his days Under African skies #artwiculate

Marx worked hard to eradicate his annoying patois. So his dialect tic never materialised #artwiculate

Puns about patois? I'm pidgin out #artwiculate

Aseptic? As long as you don't spit, that'll be ace ! #artwiculate #anagram (With apologies to @fount8)

@peterhamill4 I am just a po’boy So my patois really old I have squandered my resistance For a bucket full of gumbo Much like a bouillabaisse Creole, I insist Still, a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest #artwiculate

My Ex's annoying habit of randomly breaking into a patois made my teeth grind. I guess it got on my lingo nerve. #artwiculate

Want to tweet about patois? Argot on then #artwiculate

Does the dialect of people from the deep south in the U.S. qualify for patois? #AskingForAFriend #artwiculate

Visitors to Australia may engage the local patois over a few coldies at barbies on suburban patios. #artwiculate #anagram

In Ghana, there are some people who think they've adopted the Jamaican lifestyle when they wear dreadlocks, & attempt to speak Jamaican #patois We call it the Locally Acquired Foreign Accent (LAFA for short) And it's pretty laughable #artwiculate

Pat(r)ois was my third French father #artwiculate

#artwiculate VENI. VIDI. VERNACULAR. I Came I Saw I speak patois

Tourists exploring the Ozarks find the natives friendly enough but often struggle to understand the local patois. Perhaps it’s the hick accent? #artwiculate #lostconsonants

The old 140 character format bred its own colloquial language. It was the Twitter patois of tiny tweets. #artwiculate #redux

You used to love me as the apple of your eye, now make it update and replace apple with sclera. #artwiculate

I can see sclera now the rain has gone #artwiculate

At the opthamologists charity cricket match a wayward bowl hit his sclera full on. Fortunately he never batted an eye. #artwiculate

Johnny Nash was inspired by his recovery from a bout of jaundice to write “I can see sclera now - the stain has gone!” #artwiculate

@fount8 And from the shelter of my mind Through the sclera of my eyes I gaze beyond the rain-drenched streets To England, where my heart lies #artwiculate

The eye drop manufacturer watches as their latest product clears a hurdle in testing to wipeout sclera redness. #artwiculate #anagram

#artwiculate Asked the husband if he could define Sclera . He thought and then came right up to me and I said “ What ya doing?” He said “I want to tell you up close so I could see the whites of your eyes” Nice!

Con Junctiva, our Greek Chef, has created a dish of white chocolate balls called ‘The Sclera’ - not only delicious, but a real feast for the eyes. #artwiculate

Are you going to Sclera Fair: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. Remember me to one you’ll see there. She once was the apple of mine. Sclera Fair / Cataract #artwiculate

My interview at the children’s shoe shop included a close examination of my sclera. Ocular clarity is required so lacers can fill those tiny eyelets. #artwiculate #anagram

I just eyeballed today's #artwiculate word quickly, but I believe Associate Justice Sclera was a close friend of Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. #NotoriousRBG

I see With my little eye #artwiculate beginning with sclera