Retirement

Playing in the long match
Longing for apres shower
The great relax
Then Blues change the rules
Mid game to win
Add another hour

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My First Grey Hair

1st Grey Hair,
Like a jack-in-the-box suddenly on display
D unexpected guest introduced himself @dinner
& threatened 2bring his m8s.

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